Robert Mallet

Robert Mallet is someone who is always on time with things and makes sure things get done. However, when it comes to school, he can get lazy. Robert loves fast food.

Edward Robert Mallet'ed Paul to cook his dinner RIGHT NOW

by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022

Grub Hubadub by the mrfletch April 19, 2009

this guy predicted the future

Grub Hubadub by the mrfletch April 19, 2009

by someone else thats not u February 10, 2021

manlet

1)the guy you are dating.typically, a manlet is very attractive.
2)the guy you are using as a boy toy of sorts.

note:manlet is more commonly used in the first context than the 2nd.usually because the author of this definition doesnt condone boy toys.but have fun.

-"damn..look at that hot manlet..."
"heyy hes mine!we look so good together!"

-"my manlet buys me cool things"

by Heebies May 22, 2006

mexican mallet

Nickname for a mexican's penis

Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.

by tandortoots August 15, 2006

mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

Maflationship

MafLationship (noun) — a relationship, usually exclusively carried out through phone, video chat, and internet, originating between two or more people who met in or through the Mafia Mystery community

"'hey what's up with those 2 fuckers?'
oh, they're in a Maflationship"

by troutorama April 26, 2021

Thunder Mallet

A mentally challenged narcissist with a large penis.

My classmate is a true thunder mallet.

by Tinyradman May 26, 2018