Moobs

Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.

At the doctors.

Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!

Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.

In Jimmy's humble abode.

Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.

Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.

At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.

Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*

Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.

by Jimmy 4 life! December 31, 2018

Moobs

A man with boobs, usually fat men have moobs. (.)(.)

Pronounced: moo-bz

Wow shadoe has huge moobs.

by Neikiva June 05, 2007

moobs

adj. man-boobs : big or small boobs on a usually chunky man.

Did you see the moobs on that guy?

by Anissa Pinedo August 19, 2007

Moobs

Excess breast tissue grown in males leading to the appearance of large breasts. Two known causes: fat, and an actual hormone imbalance medically referred to as Gynecomastia. Corrective surgery may be the best and only treatment option for the second.

I had moobs, and it turned out that I had Gynecomastia.

by Bruce Almighty November 07, 2007

moobs

a word for boobs when talking about boobs infront of your parents.

hey babe lets split and play with those moobs.

by queen of mexico April 08, 2003

moob

A manifestation of awesome so epic that it cannot be purely contained in flat, hollow chest.

Parker is so badass he has moobs. I wanna be a Parker when I grow up.

by elzbells April 11, 2010

moobs

man boobs, brasts of a man in which look like a females breast, large and not so lucious

Man look at the moobs on that fatass.
Also can be used as
" Man, did you see the Alex's on that dude."

by Kevon the pimp March 10, 2005