Moscow Milk

Moscow milk is the deposit you receive when giving head to a Russian man. When he comes in your mouth you get the extra bonus of a shot of vodka with the ejaculant. Given the Russians drink vodka like water, its a nice kick while you are swallowing his thick semen.

The Moscow milk is best consumed around Happy Hour.

Man I gave Serge the longest head last night and he gave me a Moscow Milk. It tasted like the good shit so I ain't hating it.
And guess what, I swallowed in one gulp. It was like a while Russian minus the kahlua.

by Ubercougar March 2, 2014

moscow boogie woogie

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the back of the head.

After Viktor dropped Vladimir Putin's daughter during a dance routine, he went home and promptly did a Moscow boogie woogie.

by MoscowBoogieWoogie November 29, 2017

Shot In Moscow

Drinking a chilled shot of Russian vodka chased with a Cherry Meister SLINGSHOT Party Gel

I started the night off with a Shot in Moscow and don't remember much else from that evening.

by RTD January 6, 2009

Moscow Plumber

A male with a russian-style mustache that sucks the fecal matter from a woman's anus

Josh is a Moscow Plumber

Bill has performed a moscow plumber on that bitch

by Pimpdaddy'oKyle February 9, 2010

moscow

Capital of Moscow, Europe's largest city. Moscow is the richest city in Russia, but it's still somewhat poor. Moscow sprawls over 1000 square kilometers. Moscow is prone to disaster, such as with the recent subway bombing, university dorm fire, and water park roof collapse. Muscovites live in drab ugly prefabricated apartment complexes.

Moscow is the Third Rome and there will never be a fourth one.

by Nutmegger February 15, 2004

Moscow Square

An awesome band from Warrington (with a rather sexy lead singer named Dave)

Jealous Musician 1 -
"Oh wow, did you watch Moscow Square last night?"

Jealous Musician 2 -
"Yeah man, they were awesome!"

by LoveNotRiots August 31, 2009

MooCow

A shit talking, (typically caucasian) sexy, weld your mouth shut, badass waitress who may spit in your food if you piss her off! See below

1. Adorable.
2. Beautiful, gorgeous, smart, sexy, driven and funny.
3. Favorite color is purple.
4. Also likes green
5. Loves Jameson.
6. Not afraid to get dirty

Damn she MooCow

by FloridaMedic June 24, 2016