Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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Polite thing to say when you've accidentally revealed something that's bothering you.
Used so the other person forgets about it and doesn't worry.
Used so the other person forgets about it and doesn't worry.
Person 1 - Ah, yesterday was horrible.
Person 2 - Why? What happened?
Person 1 - It doesn't matter.
Person 2 - Cool, I'm going for some chips.
Person 2 - Why? What happened?
Person 1 - It doesn't matter.
Person 2 - Cool, I'm going for some chips.
by Milonima October 26, 2014
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Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."
Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."
Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."
Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."
"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."
"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009
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New phrase "Quality not Quantity" meaning being a monster with a small penis rather than a wimp with a big one.
by IcyHaku December 2, 2004
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Person 1: I’m sorry I just don’t support the Black Lives Matter movement, because all lives matter not just black ones.
Person 2: Of course all lives matter but they can’t all matter until Black Lives Matter. And we’re not saying ONLY Black Lives Matter, black lives are just in need right now and they need our help.
Person 1: Oh I didn’t think of it like that. Thank you for educating me!
Person 2: Of course all lives matter but they can’t all matter until Black Lives Matter. And we’re not saying ONLY Black Lives Matter, black lives are just in need right now and they need our help.
Person 1: Oh I didn’t think of it like that. Thank you for educating me!
by bluehat October 16, 2020
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