marmalade sandwich

a threesome between queen elizabeth II, paddington bear and sir captain tom moore

my top search on PornHub is marmalade sandwich; i love fascist sex!

by yummytumtumsilver September 10, 2023

Marmalade

An Adjective used for a favorite spreed on full burnt toast

The Guy used "Marmalade" on his 100 degree burnt toast

by DragonQueen3456 June 3, 2021

Marmalade

Absolute cinema \_(*-*)_/

Very tasty.

Tips: Please eat on toast. Not good if eaten by any other way. If red lemonade is drunk after marmalade is eaten, taste drops by 300% and will be no different to stinky tofu

Boy: Marmalade is my favorite food, and I love eating it especially when playing Animal Crossing.

Girl: EWW what a fucking furry, everyone stay away from this faggot. I hate marmalade now.

by thetorofangirl August 26, 2025

Marmalade

1 Rhymes with spade
2 Robertsons Marmalade jars and jam jars used to have a golliwog badge on them but the badge was removed to prevent fraud some people were using the badge as photo id card for their bus pass

Look at that bunch of "Marmalades" over there the tall one stole my bike

by MR GOLLIWOG December 13, 2025

Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024