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lying flat

Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life, sometimes for good while thinking it's for the better. By lying flat, you or other people participate in a kind of non-cooperation movement within your or their own life, rather than surrendering themselves to the modern world's oppressive work culture, where it's easy to see see little hope of social mobility within daily life, or any mobility in life at all. This is a common cause of suicide among adults, or among teens with too much responsibility with no freedom
1. I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat
2. It just seems worthless at the moment, so I'm lying flat at the moment
3. I started lying flat, and now I'm at risk of going homeless
4. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I think I'll by lying flat all too soon
5. I'm not getting paid enough, I might as well be lying flat
(Too many examples?)
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Lying on your pussy 

1. Lying about having sex with someone or having sex promiscuously.

2. Lying about giving/receiving sex to/from someone.
WOMAN #1: I told my boyfriend I had to work 3 extra hours.

WOMAN #2: He knows you're lying on your pussy. That trick is so old.

Lying bitch 

A manipulative girl who makes you feel sympathetic for Them and acts like your friend but in reality is a straight lying piece of narcissistic trash. Gets you to
Trust them then destroys your life and bankrupts you. She doesn’t take responsibility for her actions and when things are turning on her as she gets exposed she will sexually assault u. Then when u confront her she will assault you again. She has an insane mother who will try to fuck you and then kill you and Her daughter will set the trap. They planned this all along in order to steal everything you got so they can abuse alcohol and prey upon more kind hearted men who don’t see them coming. She is a demon filled con artist who is a black whole devouring others in her wake. She is as good actor but at some point you will notice when she cries there are no tears at all, just whimpers and an evil ass grin on her face. She’s a worthless cum dumpster who loves to abuse and be abused by worthless men to play the sympathy card to her victims. She is the devil in disguise. She is a walking curse and a cock teasing slut. The world would be a better place if this person was sterilized as to not pass on her dna. A total waste of human potential who loves to play the victim.
Haley Alexis is a real lying bitch. Totally soulless.

That lying bitch is a total parasite. Don’t trust that hoe.
Lying bitch by TheloC4truth March 14, 2022

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"

lying on your tongue 

Lying about giving/receiving oral sex to/from someone, which includes sucking dick, eating pussy, licking bootyhole, etc.
WOMAN: You know that girl said you ate her out. But, I knew she's lying on your tongue because you was home the whole time.

lying out the ass" 

My definition of lying out the ass?Wwould be someone that was a pathological liar.Who was involved in some kind of accident that damaged his face so badly.That the only solution doctors could come up with.Was to transplant his ass to his neck.His asshole would then be used as his mouth.So, his lying would continue, but would come out of his ass..not his mouth.Rather strange occurance.Something, maybe for the National Enquirer.
A person having his ass attached to his neck, would be "lying out the ass". Everytime he told a lie.

Lying Hips 

When a girl uses techniques such as stuffing her bra, wearing a slimming shade of black, or padding her butt in order to look more attractive.
Guy #1- Yo, Alice is looking fine today. Just look at her ass.
Guy #2- No,no,no man don't try to tap that she has lying hips.
Guy #1- Oh thanks man.
Lying Hips by The Neck Twister April 4, 2015