I came on this website looking for Luton slang to use as examples in my university work and I was shocked at what I read! Some of it was quite funny because it’s so true, but in this day and age what do you expect? I'm not one to normally defend Luton but at the end of the day there are much worse places to live. I've lived in Wigmore all my life and never experienced any trouble. I would give someone £100 if they can find me a place where trouble DOESN'T happen. YES, smelly tramps might ask you for a pound when you're in town, and YES it's very concrete and grey, and YES there are some Chavs, but that description could be describing any one of the major cities in the country. Contrary to popular belief you CAN walk around without getting stabbed or beaten up. I've been doing it my whole life. I'm fully aware that it's not the nicest looking or maybe even the safest place but if you're not a complete idiot you will get out alive. I won't pretend there is a lot going for it because I know that there is not. But people need to stop banging on about how rubbish it is! I am not a tramp, an immigrant, a weirdo, an alcoholic or a drug addict. Both myself and my sister came out of school with A* grades- she is now a maths teacher and I am doing a degree in English aiming to be an English teacher- shock horror, people who don't pronounce their T's can actually be educated! Luton is not the hell hole that people have been describing it as.
by AnnoyedLutonian October 28, 2010
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Police said that after Timmy left, the employee discovered a "clear liquid" inside one of her shoes, which had been left in the office.
Detectives interviewed Timmy at his home and he later admitted to entering the office and committing a Lutheran shoe bomb, police said.
Police said that after Timmy left, the employee discovered a "clear liquid" inside one of her shoes, which had been left in the office.
Detectives interviewed Timmy at his home and he later admitted to entering the office and committing a Lutheran shoe bomb, police said.
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Used by either extoverts or camp people. Often said with excitement.
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First recorded saying; Gemma Lamming, Exeter, Devon, England
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Get the lithophilia mug.What are you people doing? Alot of the reviews on this website complain about the education of 'Lutonians', yet for the most part, every Lutonian has aided in prooving the point.
"...it aight..." I mean what in Gods name is that supposed to mean anyway? Yes Luton has it's problems with violence and most people who live in Luton have either been victim to it or have been the one inflicting it. But I would not describe Luton as 'Ghetto'.
As for the educational establishments , I for one blame those who choose not to learn. Many of the citizens are reasonably well educated but, through fear of mugging, tend not to walk the streets.
As for its cultural diversity, yes there are many muslims and seeks and what have you but I am pretty sure it is not legal to refere to Bury Park as "paki land".
Entertainment, well I wouldnt know. Those who are smart enough seek entertainment outside or Luton or in our own homes.
In conclusion, anyone who is trying to redeem Lutons status and wishes to write a defenition please, do not embarrass your selves by using popular Luton 'slang'. Im sure if I , seventeen yearold, can use correct English, the rest of you can.
"...it aight..." I mean what in Gods name is that supposed to mean anyway? Yes Luton has it's problems with violence and most people who live in Luton have either been victim to it or have been the one inflicting it. But I would not describe Luton as 'Ghetto'.
As for the educational establishments , I for one blame those who choose not to learn. Many of the citizens are reasonably well educated but, through fear of mugging, tend not to walk the streets.
As for its cultural diversity, yes there are many muslims and seeks and what have you but I am pretty sure it is not legal to refere to Bury Park as "paki land".
Entertainment, well I wouldnt know. Those who are smart enough seek entertainment outside or Luton or in our own homes.
In conclusion, anyone who is trying to redeem Lutons status and wishes to write a defenition please, do not embarrass your selves by using popular Luton 'slang'. Im sure if I , seventeen yearold, can use correct English, the rest of you can.
by Matt Gander November 14, 2007
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