by Scott Moore January 20, 2004
Get the lunchin' mug.The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009
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–noun
1. a person who does not eat or does not believe in eating meat, fish, fowl, or, in some cases, any food derived from animals, as eggs or cheese, but subsists on vegetables, fruits, nuts, grain, specifically at lunchtime.
–adjective
2. of or pertaining to lunchetarianism or lunchetarians.
3. devoted to or advocating this practice.
1. a person who does not eat or does not believe in eating meat, fish, fowl, or, in some cases, any food derived from animals, as eggs or cheese, but subsists on vegetables, fruits, nuts, grain, specifically at lunchtime.
–adjective
2. of or pertaining to lunchetarianism or lunchetarians.
3. devoted to or advocating this practice.
Example #1: I know its probably in my best interest to eat a vegetarian diet but I really enjoy steak; I'm probably more suited to be a lunchetarian.
Example #2: I tried to give up meat, but baseball season is coming up. I'll make a compromise and become a lunchetarian and still be able to enjoy a hot dog without feeling guilty.
Example #2: I tried to give up meat, but baseball season is coming up. I'll make a compromise and become a lunchetarian and still be able to enjoy a hot dog without feeling guilty.
by RTMH74 April 10, 2010
Get the Lunchetarian mug.To act out of control and crazy. Similiar to kirkin out.
Origin: Prince Georges Co MD, but also used in surrounding areas
Origin: Prince Georges Co MD, but also used in surrounding areas
by C. N. Leonard July 28, 2006
Get the lunchin out mug.by mankerrigan September 6, 2009
Get the lunchin' mug.When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.
DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?
by Bird76Mojo November 2, 2011
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