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lunchin'

Derives its meaning from "out to lunch", i.e. not with it, not really there.
You wanna fly to the moon? Man, you lunchin'!
by Scott Moore January 20, 2004
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Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009
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Lunchetarian

–noun
1. a person who does not eat or does not believe in eating meat, fish, fowl, or, in some cases, any food derived from animals, as eggs or cheese, but subsists on vegetables, fruits, nuts, grain, specifically at lunchtime.

adjective
2. of or pertaining to lunchetarianism or lunchetarians.
3. devoted to or advocating this practice.
Example #1: I know its probably in my best interest to eat a vegetarian diet but I really enjoy steak; I'm probably more suited to be a lunchetarian.

Example #2: I tried to give up meat, but baseball season is coming up. I'll make a compromise and become a lunchetarian and still be able to enjoy a hot dog without feeling guilty.
by RTMH74 April 10, 2010
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lunchin out

To act out of control and crazy. Similiar to kirkin out.

Origin: Prince Georges Co MD, but also used in surrounding areas
Sam was so upset over losing her rent money, she started lunchin out.
by C. N. Leonard July 28, 2006
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lunchin'

To be taking it extremely easy, being lazy.
That guy is seriously lunchin' today. He needs to get back to work!
by mankerrigan September 6, 2009
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Lunchmeat

When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.
DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?
by Bird76Mojo November 2, 2011
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lunchmeat

What you feel like after a hrad night of partying.
Chris felt like a pound of lunchmeat after last night's party.
by sickness July 5, 2005
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