Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.

I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Lubed as a penguin

When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.

My dick is lubed as a penguin.

by UrBn-_-Zombie March 21, 2020

LuBerto

LuBerto is a ship that a lot of people like, it comes from a Movie called Luca (2021)

SC: Hey do you know Luca x Alberto?
MC: Hm? You mean LuBerto?
SC: Wow! That sounds and looks shorter. I will keep that in mind!

by CheeseSticksWithASideOfCheese July 15, 2021

lazy lube

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

by Santaginas May 6, 2009

Gubby Lubs

Someone who eat's all the food they can possibly eat, not nessesarily gaining weight

Ruby: "Marty cannot stop when he is stoned. Gubby Lubs much?"

Maia: "Wow, James is a Gubby Lubs...He ate 3 cakes, and he is still not fat!"

by ShrekItRalph February 21, 2015

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

Cubed and lubed

Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them

It will take her an hour to wash herself after we've cubed and lubed her

by Bojanglewangle April 25, 2019