Lottle

Adj; the act of liking something a lot but cutely down playing it to a little.

John loves Rachel a lottle.

Doug misses his girlfriend a lottle.

by Funkmaster28 May 1, 2014

lottery wings

When ones bingo wings get huge, they get upgraded to lottery wings

She was soooo ugly, her ass was like a bouncey castle, she was so fat that she didn't have bingo wings but lottery wings

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

tesco lottery

The Tesco lottery is a game played by people who get deliveries of groceries from the supermarket chain Tescos.

Tescos seem to be remarkably bad at packing one's whole order in full and without bits of other people's orders. Thus, some deliveries you find you are missing a few items; you have lost the Tesco lottery, as some other person has your smoked salmon... however, you just call Tesco and get a refund.

Now, somewhere else there is a person with your smoked salmon and somebody else's bottle of vodka, but they are missing some toilet paper; they call Tesco and get a refund on the toilet paper, but keep the other stuff they didn't order; they have won the Tesco lottery.

The fun thing with the Tesco lottery is that the only real looser is Tesco.

1. "I won the Tesco lottery today... I didn't get a bottle of Pepsi, but I did get two bottles of wine, a pack of coco-pops and some rump steak in exchange; oh, and of course I called Tesco for a refund on the Pepsi."

2. "Damn it, I lost the Tesco lottery! Where's my wine, coco-pops and steak? All I have is this Pepsi I didn't order. Oh well, I'll keep the Pepsi and get a refund from Tesco on the missing stuff."

by Aoife303 November 22, 2006

lotta dick

Quick way to communicate girth measurement

Lotta dick is a universal safety word

by Tonythetiler February 5, 2021

lottieslive

a really cool mutual i have

yeah lottieslive is my moot

by quackerina July 16, 2021

bogan lotto

When an unemployed separated parent gets all the children in the Family Court over the employed parent, and then qualifies for a housing commission house, unemployment benefits, single parent benefits and significant Child Support. This guarantees never having to work again until the children look like turning 18, by which time the bogan parent will have accumulated more children, preferably to multiple partners.

"Mate - hear about Crystal's Family Court?"
"How'd it go"
"She fuckin' owns them kids now mate! Little Jaxon, Anfernee, and Ce'leste all live with her full time and she's getting full Centrelink plus child support"
"Fuck - she won bogan lotto mate!"

by Poor Taxpayer September 10, 2014

Bank Drive-thru Lottery

You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.

Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.

by mad genius December 8, 2010