LMS 

Looks, money, and value. The three most important aspects a woman finds attractive in men.

I do not think I have a chance with her, I lack LMS

LMS by Naihona January 14, 2022

LMS 

Let me see your dress number, L,M,S?
If you want to pick up a blouse and the girl asks you about your size.

I want one of these Google Devs t-shirts.
What is your size: L,M or S?
Ok, LMS, whatever you have.

LMS by Nerdygirl@school March 9, 2022

Lms 

Lms, lick my sack, it is short for a sexual word that's all, it is a very easy way to ask your gf or bf to suck your ball sack because your feeling horny so enjoy this definition.

Mike: Hey Sally I wanna take it to the next level

Sally:What do you mean Mike?

Mike: I mean sms meaning suck my balls

Sally: oh well I'd love to suck your balls mike but can you go into more detail?

Mike:Lms, lick my sack, it is short for a sexual word that's all

Lms by The gay lord200 July 17, 2022

LMS 

“Let me suckyourfatandjuicycock”

“Bro your so hot, lms please”

“Oh god daddy ngh~ Lms now”

LMS by pbjananan July 18, 2022

lms 

an acronym for “love myself”, used in the context of saying you are going to kill yourself but in a nicer way

“i am going to lms i swear”

lms by karandela August 31, 2022

Lms 

Let me stop

👤 - yall would be cute together , lms..

Lms by Yerii2tackedd July 11, 2023

Lms 

But is your cock fat though?

Hym "Yeah, it's not the lms. It's the 'story you tell yourself' i.e. delusion. Your delusion is how you explain why women are fucking you. And then you get some suckers to pay you to lie to them and now you have the money."

Lms by Hym Iam June 10, 2024