Lizard Disco

When you have been consuming alcohol heavily for 4 or more days straight, then you have a night off the booze and it's impossible to sleep, restlessness kicks in and you are wriggling around your bed in your own sweat like a slimy lizard and having nightmares from alcohol withdrawal.

hey mate how's going ?
terrible. could n't sleep last night had the worst lizard disco ever.

no:2

shit bro, i have been drinking for over a week now, i'm expecting the worst lizard disco ever

yes you are mate. yes you are.

by paulo 26 March 09, 2011

lizard stomper

A big, mean-looking construction worker who wears big-ass work boots and looks like he just doesn't give a shit. So called because if a lizard crawled in front of him, he wouldn't think twice - he'd just stomp it.

A couple of big, drunk lizard stompers came up to us and one punched my friend in the back and kept walking. I don't know what his fuckin problem was.

by Daru Zagus January 16, 2012

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

by Tan and Happy April 07, 2011

pit lizard

Your local dirt track slut who’s after whatever driver, or crew, she can get with that week. Her main objective is to leave with a driver.

There she goes again, off with another driver. Damn pit lizard.

by RacingQueen17 April 07, 2018

race the lizard

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

drain the lizard

To take a piss (males)

Dude, pull over, i need to Drain the Lizard

by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003

Nivea Lizard

Older variety of cougar known to frequent bars and pubs on a Friday afternoon.

Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.

by Mark W Walker March 09, 2012