The secret name of the Tea Party used by it's over-class organizers like the Koch brothers, Dick Armey, and Josef Gobbels, Jr.
Over-Class Bastard #1: "We should have the Ignorance Liberation Front protest against oxygen."
Over-Class Bastard #2: "They would do it too! Ha ha. Those Tea Baggers are so gullible. Oh say, would you be so good as to pass me the Baby Pate?"
Over-Class Bastard #2: "They would do it too! Ha ha. Those Tea Baggers are so gullible. Oh say, would you be so good as to pass me the Baby Pate?"
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I tied her to the wall of the dungeon and ripped off her clothes. I left her standing in her bra and thong. I used a violet wand and ran it up and down her in the stomach and legs. She flinched from the pain, I didn’t stop and slid it up her leg, close to her pussy. I tore off her thong and rolled it all over her pussy. I was dripping yet. I wanted to see what she’d do for me. I got out a leash, I tied it tightly round her neck. I freed her from the wall and dragged her down between my legs. I forced her to eat me out over my thong. She wasn’t doing good enough so I threw her on the floor and tied her there. I removed my thong and sat on her face, forcing her to tongue fuck my pussy. I yelled at her that she wasn’t doing good enough. She’d have to be punished. I got out a riding crop and gently tapped her pussy with it. I hit her really hard repeatedly, she cried out from the pain. I ripped off her bra and spanked her tits. I stood up and untied her arms and dragged her torso up and attached the leash to the wall so she was sitting up. I then took off my own bra and forced her to suck my massive tits while fingering my pussy. I put some electric shockers on her nipples and at the top of her thighs right next to her pussy. I turned the power up she screamed from the pleasure and the pain and fingered me so fast that I cummed all over her hand. I forced her to eat my cum and made out with her. I decided to reward her.
I tied her to the wall of the dungeon and ripped off her clothes. I left her standing in her bra and thong. I used a violet wand and ran it up and down her in the stomach and legs. She flinched from the pain, I didn’t stop and slid it up her leg, close to her pussy. I tore off her thong and rolled it all over her pussy. I was dripping yet. I wanted to see what she’d do for me. I got out a leash, I tied it tightly round her neck. I freed her from the wall and dragged her down between my legs. I forced her to eat me out over my thong. She wasn’t doing good enough so I threw her on the floor and tied her there. I removed my thong and sat on her face, forcing her to tongue fuck my pussy. I yelled at her that she wasn’t doing good enough. She’d have to be punished. I got out a riding crop and gently tapped her pussy with it. I hit her really hard repeatedly, she cried out from the pain. I ripped off her bra and spanked her tits. I stood up and untied her arms and dragged her torso up and attached the leash to the wall so she was sitting up. I then took off my own bra and forced her to suck my massive tits while fingering my pussy. I put some electric shockers on her nipples and at the top of her thighs right next to her pussy. I turned the power up she screamed from the pleasure and the pain and fingered me so fast that I cummed all over her hand. I forced her to eat my cum and made out with her. I decided to reward her.
I untied her legs, removed the electric shockers and the leash from around her neck. I dragged her over by her hair to a table where I retied her lying down. I got out a massive dildo, her eyes widened when she saw it. “I’m going to fuck your pussy with this massive rubber cock, okay?” I didn’t give her time to answer, I quickly strapped it onto my pussy and inserted it into her soaking pussy. She gasped from the size of it, it was at least 3 and a half inches wide and 10inches long. I fucked her faster. She moaned and groaned from the pleasure. “Mistress please can I cum?” I just slapped her tits, I wasn’t ready for her yet. I shoved the whole 10 inches all the way into her tight pussy and she screamed but did as I said and didn’t cum yet. I strapped the dildo round her face and climbed over her face and fucked myself with it. I moaned and groaned form the size of it and fucked myself really fast. I cummed all over her face and said she was allowed to cum. She did so and squirted the wall she was that horny. I removed the dildo from her face and to kissed her, slowly eating away at her lips. I said she was a brilliant slave but she wasn’t finished yet. I left her trembling on the table and got one of our male doms. We started the whole process again, it got kinkier and eventually we left her tied up, hanging from the roof, covered in Pete’s cum.
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