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Linkin Park 

Ok since everyone is just posting OPINIONS. Let’s actually get a real definition...free from most OPINIONS

Linkin Park is a Sol-Cal band that is often thought of as nu-metal, alt. rock, or something else where-as the band themselves thinks to have their own style of music and has two successful albums, "Hybrid Theory" and Meteora, and two remix albums that not only went high in the charts when they were released(believe it or not), most people seem not to like "Reanimation" nor "Jay-Z Linkin Park: Collision Course" except people who enjoy hip hop more(they seem to like them a little more than Linkin Park's albums).

The band consists of six members:
Chester Bennington (vocals)
Rob Bourdon (drums)
Brad Delson (guitar)
Dave "Phoenix" Farrell (bass guitar)
Joseph Hahn "Mr. Hahn" (turntablist, samples)
Mike Shinoda (backing vocals, sampling, rap emcee, keyboardist, occasional rhythm guitarist)

Before there was Linkin Park there was the band called Hybrid Theory. This was Linkin Park before they were signed onto Warner Bros.
And Before Hybrid Theory there was Xero which was more focused on hip-hop music.

Most people look to their lyrics as "shitty" and "have no thought in them at all, only made to get emo teens to listen to them" When this is not true at all.
Their lyrics are taken from 'sappy therapy time' as Mike says, and broken down until they reach a happy medium. On average their lyrics are rewritten at least twice for every song.
Where the Lyrics branch from is stuff they have gone through (not from relationship problems most of the time) and as Mike once said "You don't want to know where the lyrics come from...You wouldn’t know how the hell we got it to become that song."

This band has become loved by many and hated by many as well. They are seen as 'untalented' when this is truly wrong. Linkin Park has a sound that, as of now, has not been duplicated (and many have tried). This band is greatly respected in the music business and seems to be one of the most successful bands to mix hip hop and rock.
"Hey dude did you read that definition of Linkin Park on UrbanDictionary.com?"
"Yeah man...it seems like the guy was posting a biography! At least all that were there was facts and no opinions."
Linkin Park by Arshen December 30, 2005
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Linkin Park 

A band who everyone seems to have forgotten that they have made more than 2 albums. People tend to complain about how they scream to much, when if you actually bothered to listen to the 3rd and 4th studio albums you would realize they don't actually scream that much anymore.
Person One: "Linkin Park like scream sooooo much!!!"

Person Two: "Go buy Minutes to Midnight and A Thousands Suns you knob."
Linkin Park by Poofacedlarry April 17, 2012

Obsessive-Liking Disorder 

An anxiety disorder characterized by involuntary intrusive liking of someones facebook status, picture, comment, anything. People with OLD feel compelled to voluntarily perform irrational, time-consuming clicking of the "like button" to diminish the anxiety.
Symptoms of Obsessive-Liking Disorder:
1. You like your own statuses.
2. You feel the need to press like whether you like it or not.
3. You wish there was a double like (or even more) button.
4. You wish there was a dislike button.
5. You wish you could like your own comment.
6. Your friends say you like things too much.
7. You click the like button on someone's FML moments.
8. You hit unlike just to like it again.
9. You press like even when you don't know the person.
10. You go through your entire feed, and proceed to press like on everything/anything.
11. You like something just because everyone else likes it.
12. You ask people to like your status updates.
13. You refresh the page to see if more people liked your status update.
14. You refresh the page to see if there's any more things to like.
15. You wish you could like other people's comments.
16. You like it so much, you like to comment "like" on what you just liked.
17. After you "like" something, you comment & say "like." "double like." "triple like."
18. You feel the urge to like something that doesn't have a like option.
19. You like so many things, you forget what you liked.
20. You don't remember clicking the like button but you did.

hog lining 

Trolling for hideous beastly woman.
Intentionally bedding the fattest and most disgusting woman at the bar so as to entertain your friends or win a bet. Hog as in big fast nasty ho. Line as in fishing when casting out your line.
"I'm feeling filthy tonight, how's about we go hog lining? I'll bet you fifty bucks I can land a fatter ho than you!"
hog lining by BeastLover January 8, 2009

Licking the Alphabet 

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
Licking the Alphabet by YAWA July 22, 2020

Bitch-Liking 

When someone on facebook purposefully "likes" everything you post such as statuses, photos, or wall posts, as if to mock you, but not really. Bitch-likers ultimately want your attention.
"Guess who's bitch-liking me again?"
Oh god. That shit's gotta stop."
Bitch-Liking by bitch-liked July 8, 2010

liking someone 

to like like someone is where you don't look at them in a friend way you look at them more.When ever your around them you feel awkward or you feel like you need to talk to them.When you cant stop looking at them.Or when there with another girl like hanging around you always feel that hint of jealousy. You always wonder if they like you back .and especially when you flirt with them ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!
TOM:you see Gemma over there?
JACK: yeh!
TOM: EMMM(he keeps staring at her)
JACK:OH MY GOD you like like her
JOE:what the story lads
JACK:tom just stated into liking someone