Lighthousing

When you're lying in bed with your girl or guy on their phone, and you're trying to sleep but they keep shining the light from their phone in your face.

Brian: Tom, you look tired. Rough night?
Tom: Nah, Jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when I was trying to sleep.

by Iffy2 November 13, 2015

lighthousing

when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!

Tim lighthoused me in the shower

by Big Dave April 25, 2005

lighthoused

(V.) To get black-out drunk. Lights on, nobody home.

I was lighthoused by 11 o'clock and had to be carried out of the bar

by ASeasonedDrinker September 7, 2016

Lighthoused

Something getting messed up by Lighthouse Academy.

Don't leave anything out in the hallway or else it will get Lighthoused!

by [e-mail] October 29, 2018

Lighthousing

The act of continuously turning around in circles whilst displaying a sneaky nut. Sometime performed in a wheelchair.

Person 1: He was Lighthousing me the sick fuck
Person 2: What a mad cunt.

by SkitzoCrab April 28, 2017

Lighthousing

When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles

Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster

Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort

by cannydaft May 7, 2021

lighthole

The action of taking a flash light and shining it up someone's asshole to find drugs or hidden treasure

Watch out, that cop is known for using the lighthole method

by Laurenkayfuckurbitch June 8, 2017