Florus Legit

A phrase you may use when asking a serious question about how truthful a statement is.

Matt: "i got tickets to the MCR concert man!"

Johnny: "Like Legit dude."

Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"

Brendan: "Yuuus!"

by DeathwishJC January 26, 2010

Legiterally

Something that is both literally true and legitimate at the same time. to show or declare to be legitimate or proper, well in In a literal manner or sense or Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling.

The New York Giants legiterally won the Superbowl In 2012.

or

I am Legiterally the best at drinking in the world.

by Chile December 27, 2012

Legitimate Rape

Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down." - Todd Akin

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012

legit pisser

A person so ugly and nasty that one would rather piss on its face than have sex with it.

Darla is a legit pisser.

by Will Herrick January 17, 2007

be-legit

when 2 or more hallowed out cigars are filled with weed and connected to form an extended, or super blunt, if you will.

a joint is not gonna fix this problem, i need a be-legit

by J. Van February 2, 2007

Legitimate

-adj

1) Lawfully correct, legal.

2) Justified, not un-called for

4) Something very, very true

3) used to describe something in the utmost of truthiness or maybe something SO FRIKKIN DAMN AWESOME , see sick,sweet, telk, or godly

also see legit

The cash was legitimate.

It was a legitimate insult.

Twilight sucks, and you know it.

boy1-"check out what i scored tonight!"
boy2-"That Is Legitimate."

by jschoo May 10, 2009

Too Legit to Quit

1) An MC Hammer song made in 1991
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

by DieWeak73 October 7, 2008