The Ladder of Sex

The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest

There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.

Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."

by nigerfagot March 22, 2017

climb the corporate ladder

To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.

A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.

You have to work very hard if you want to climb the corporate ladder.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Brick Layer

A person who takes a monstrous dump in a public bathroom and doesn't flush. Usually there is a posse of poopers like this (a Brick Layer's union) who will build an unflushable wall of turds. This is mainly done to offend people and piss them and the janitor off.

I was going to take a shit at the Dollar General crapper, but a bunch of brick layers had been there and clogged the toilet up. I admired their pile and wished I could lay such a brick but sadly, I haven't had a solid turd in years.

by Jim E. Junk May 3, 2006

fort lauderdale

THE SH*T!

city about 30 min north of miami. not a white community as previously stated.. its a mixture !
many different parts to ft. lauderdale..

you: hey what part of fort lauderdale do you live in?

me: Coral Springs, you?.

you: oh, i just moved from Pompano to Sunrise, now i can go to Sawgrass all the time.

me: cool, i'm stuck at Coral Square :(

by Vanessa babii February 23, 2009

social ladder

social ladder – n. Metaphorical ladder that nonlosers are continuously trying to climb.
analogy The social ladder is like Mount Everest: Lots of people try to climb (be popular), but few reach the top (become popular). At any point you can fall into a crevice (fall off the ladder), or fall victim to hypothermia, starvation, fratricide, etc. (drugs, alcohol, fratricide, etc.) and die (die). Also, getting to the top is completely pointless, unless you really want your name to be known. Except that nobody remembers who climbed Mount Everest anyway.

see my definition of loser

by cardenio April 6, 2005

Lolzone layer

Lolzone layer is used to describe the aftermath of an unfunny joke. It is meant to symbolize the actual ozone layer.

Man 1: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Man 2: That's not funny. Stop making a hole in the lolzone layer with all of these lame jokes.

by lolzone layer July 20, 2008

ladera ranch

A town in Orange County, CA where everybody lives inside a bubble and has no idea what goes on in the real world because they're too busy shopping at Brandy Melville. It's a small town so when you go on a jog you're bound to see someone you know. There's a bunch of boys who skate and it's incredibly annoying because they think they're better than anyone who doesn't. Everyone is white, rich, and spoiled. All the moms are annoying and talk really loud and have babies that scream in the middle of the grocery store. All the people at Ladera Ranch Middle School are cringey, spoiled kids that think they're better than everyone they meet. If you're a normal kid and don't match the normal attitudes of Ladera Ranch kids, then it will be hard to find friends here. It's mainly the little kids who are annoying and cringey here. The highschoolers are okay, only if you have a group of friends that you like. Ladera Ranch is the most annoying town I've ever been in, don't ever come to live here. I'd rather be in New York City than this community.

"Oh shit, you're moving to Ladera Ranch? You're not going to turn all rich and white, are you?"

"Ugh that is such a Ladera Mom."

"That kid totally comes from Ladera Ranch. He's white and a spoiled brat."

by I wish I lived in New York Cit August 9, 2017