laudanum

An opiate of the ninteenth century. Good times.

Let us procure some laudanum henry and be cultured. ha HA ha HA.

by a February 18, 2007

Lapdance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.

"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."

by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009

ladar

ability to sense the presence of fine looking ladies in the vicinity without having to rely on any visual contact.

this dawg can spot a fine female arse by just listening to her footsteps...he's a phat ladar!

by ndawg December 20, 2004

Landa

The most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.

Landa is the most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.

by Wild one 27 July 10, 2018

laday

One of the baddest baddie to ever live. Very confident and can stunt on all you hoes. Favorite saying, "sounds like a personal problem"

Dang Laday is a savage

by Xxxxxx12345678 March 13, 2017

landau

A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.

Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"

by Hector Brockelbank October 17, 2006

Ladas

A corn tortilla rolled around a filling, and smothered with chili. Popular Tex Mex food.

Hey, what do you say we swing by El Fenix and grab some ladas before the mavs game?

by OED214 April 4, 2019