devils lettuce

a slang term for marijuana. there is also weed, pot, reefer. etc. this list goes on, blah blah blah

"brad is such a pot head"
'yeah he really likes his devils lettuce, doesnt he?"

by lyzzieloo January 12, 2008

lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.

"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."

by The Strut October 25, 2004

Pink Lettuce

n. The flaps of a woman's vagina.

Wanting to eat a balanced meal, John dove right into the Pink Lettuce.

by Tazrocks2k March 31, 2003

devil’s lettuce

Colloquial term for marijuana, most likely originating in upstate New York.

We gonna smoke the devil’s lettuce this weekend.

by whatisconsciousnesses November 6, 2018

lettuce be reality

An attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.

Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."

by The Latin Warrior May 15, 2011

Shake the lettuce

Removing the excess urine from a vagina

After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!

by Darris January 21, 2003

Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good

OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.

by LETTUCEY May 19, 2021