Nipple Laser

When you shoot crazy ass lasers out of your nipples.

Mike: "Dood, you still owe me money from going to Baco Tell last week."
Ted: *Stares at Mike for a few seconds and then rips open his shirt* - "NIPPLE LASER!"

by TacosBitchs February 1, 2010

Invisible Laser Tag

A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises

A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired

Requires a very large imagination to play

That teenage girl must either have a really big imagination or just be really weird to play invisible laser tag

by Grade A Weirdo July 20, 2011

Shubh Lashkery

The typical Indian guy that pretends to be your friend. Pretends like he knows everything, scared of missing out and being alone. Always trying to be the best at sport when people know that hes not. Typical trying hard guy. The kind of guys who can't get girls, so has to be closed to guys with girlfriend, so he can flirt with the girl. Sometimes he might actually steal your girlfriend, and then pretends like nothing happened.

You are such a Shubh Lashkeryman!

by Amazing Fox June 4, 2020

laser

Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.

Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"

Bob: hahaha laser!

by cool_walking_ April 1, 2009

Lakeridge High School

A "College-Prep" high school located in Lake Oswego Oregon. Although they are ranked as one of the top high schools in the state, they also have one of the highest rates of Alchohol and Marijuana usage in the state. This uncommon circumstance is known as the "Lakeridge Paradox". Lakeridge, often refferred to as "Bakeridge", is sometimes compared to West Linn High School in snottyness and all-around dooshbaggery, although those who say this are probably mistaking Lakeridge for Lake Oswego High School, a similar school except their asshole percentage is much higher.

1: yo dude, where you from?

2: Lakeridge High School.

1: Oh, so your a rich asshole who cares way too much about style and highschool football who gets drunk everynight in your Mercedes playing ganster rap because you think you are ghetto?

2: no man, you're thinking of Lake Oswego.

2: oh ya, nevermind, you guys are just smart stoners

by oogaboogaaaaahhhh May 22, 2010

laser speed

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''

Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."

by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008

Lakerol or Ricola

somethings / some people that are so alike that they confuse you for a long time makes it hard for you to know what is the difference

Girl 1: "I'm going to hang with Kian tonight"
Girl 2: "Wait what? Which one is Kian out of the twins"
Girl 1: "Uhh.. he's the one with the blonde quiff"
Girl 2: "They both have a blonde quiff so which one is Kian?
Girl 1: "Ugh... telling them apart is just as hard as Lakerol or Ricola..."

by kitkatkaitykatt April 18, 2015