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Shoe Lacing 

Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.
My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.
Shoe Lacing by Wagssy November 3, 2009
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Red Lacing 

To peacock and draw attention to your garments in order to overcompensate for your smaller than average physical assets.
What is that James is wearing on his head? He must be red lacing so girls won't look at his crotch.
Red Lacing by AMoney April 4, 2012
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Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.
After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.
Lacing by c_anderson February 1, 2006

lacinato 

Pacific Northwest slang stemming from an obsession with organic vegetables as well as marijuana. The term "Lacinato" could also refer to money.
"Gotta get that Lacinato, man!" could refer to marijuana, a paycheck, kale, greens, or hustling
lacinato by Fourtwentyit November 23, 2013

laciusza 

someone who is really gay or just dumb.

laciusza can be used in every situation, even when the person who is being called "laciusza" is really smart.
-hey, have you seen the new netflix film?
-nah, it's too gay, and have YOU seen it?
-yes, it was awesome!
-awh, what a laciusza
laciusza by heyhaveakitty March 29, 2019
Are you lacited for dinner tonight?
lacited by sromer September 19, 2020

lacisreflection

lacisreflection is a person obsessed with karl jacobs, and foolish_gamers. lacisreflection enjoys mrbeast and they enjoy watching people slip and fall, preferably on rocks.
p1: who do you wanna watch
lacisreflection: KARL JACOBS.
lacisreflection by peebabes July 11, 2021