by Cunt.destroyer September 3, 2018
Get the Loo Pythonmug. A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'
That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'
by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011
Get the Poo-In-The-Loomug. The person that can be kinda loud but he is the best gamer you will ever be friends with. He is a God Gamer that kicks ass in Apex Legends.
by Tran2tran August 31, 2019
Get the Max Loomug. The place in your work/school/house that you feel most comfortable defecating(taking a poo).
In colleges or work this is the bathroom that is usually the cleanest, and least visited bathroom. No matter what time of the day you can take a dump comfortably without worrying about your friend coming in and recognizing your shoes. You usually get so comfortable that you find yourself surfing the web or even dozing off in your HQ loo.
In homes the only thing that is different is that it is where you keep all your miscellaneous items. So that you can make the poo experience more enjoyable. For examples magazines, puzzles, or even a tv.
In colleges or work this is the bathroom that is usually the cleanest, and least visited bathroom. No matter what time of the day you can take a dump comfortably without worrying about your friend coming in and recognizing your shoes. You usually get so comfortable that you find yourself surfing the web or even dozing off in your HQ loo.
In homes the only thing that is different is that it is where you keep all your miscellaneous items. So that you can make the poo experience more enjoyable. For examples magazines, puzzles, or even a tv.
You get a text from your friend
Friend: Where are you? There are free donuts in conference room!
You: Aw man, get me one I'm in my HQ loo!
Friend: looks like your sh*t out of luck...no pun intended
Friend: Where are you? There are free donuts in conference room!
You: Aw man, get me one I'm in my HQ loo!
Friend: looks like your sh*t out of luck...no pun intended
by nastyneurons April 14, 2010
Get the HQ loomug. Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.
Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.
by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011
Get the Loo Matesmug. When two people are romantically involved and everyone knows about it, but they think that no one does.
"Are George and Sally facebook official?"
"Haha, no, they still have a loodle-loo."
"Really? Everyone saw them cuddling during that movie."
"I know, man. Who are they kidding?"
"Haha, no, they still have a loodle-loo."
"Really? Everyone saw them cuddling during that movie."
"I know, man. Who are they kidding?"
by tositinsolemnsilence November 16, 2014
Get the Loodle-loomug. by Jigglnator April 30, 2014
Get the Jiggley Loomug.