liver crossfit

Liver crossfit, much like ordinary crossfit, is a strenuous routine exercise plan...

For your liver.

Anyone committed to drinking alcohol to excess regularly is already partaking in said program. Some pretty basic exercises include throw-ups, black-outs, and shotgunning.

Statistics show that approximately 1 in 12 American adults are dependent on liver crossfit! Join the masses! Get your liver PUMPED now!
Call 1-800-ALC-KILL

"You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit."

by KKKisforNoScopers September 4, 2016

Liver licking land lover

This is simply a lesbian. A lesbian that likes to eat out and dig in deep.

Hey you two, which one is the “Liver Licking Land Lover?”

by StefanieS May 27, 2018

Liver Quiver

After a heavy night of drinking your poop comes out incased in jello shots.

Dude, I had some nasty Liver Quiver last night.

by D. Doo April 13, 2003

liver lips

lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.

As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.

by john May 2, 2003

liver saw

(n); tool used to steal people's livers to replace their own, usually done by alcoholics.

Dirty Dave used a liver saw to snaggle Beasle's liver.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

liver up

u only got one liver so liver up

fo snizzle my nizzle

by thedoc December 21, 2004

Liver Basher

A Liver Basher is the life of the party now matter where they are. All the women want them and all the men try to emulate them.

The Liver Bashers showed up last night and turned the bar into a strip club.

by The Ultimate Liver Basher October 11, 2011