Lid

Getting head

“You this fine shawty gave me lid so good my toes curled!”

by Dr.Juxtaposed April 13, 2025

Lid

Given name for a dedicated follower of the Have a Word Podcast (The UK's biggest comedy podcast, hosted by Adam Rowe and Dan Nightingale).

Used as an effectionate term like lad or mate. "Alright Lid"

by HaveAWordArmy January 14, 2026

lid-hater

Someone who hates lids so much that they rip the lid off of everything and yet ironically have no can themselves.

Alfanso ripped the lid off of education, then the pharmaceutical industry, then the baby boomers and when he started ripping the lid off of the puppy industry I realized it wasn't the cans he hated, but he was just a lid-hater.

by JessicaWalters March 31, 2021

lid stopper

When someone fills the toilet so full, that the lid will not close.

"We better go! I just left a lid stopper in the Taco Bell bathroom!"

by paperdog January 9, 2010

lid skid

shit spray (skid marks) on the underside of a toilet seat left by a volatile bout of the squirts

Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.

When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.

Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.

by NCKnobster April 17, 2011

Lid surgeon

One who performs surgery on one's lid i.e. a hairdresser

'Oi Dave, that's a dank trim you've got there!'
'Cheers mate, just been to see my local lid surgeon'

by tidy_lid January 26, 2018

lid meat

A euphemism for a blow job or head

Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night

by spf004 September 8, 2018