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LARPING

Person 1:Lets go LARPING at Harry Potter world!

Person 2: I didn't bring my robe with me, I have my wand though.
Person 1: Its okay, I have an extra, as long as you don't mind being a Slytherin for a day!
by A Real Life Dinosaur Mage April 14, 2020
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Lardium

The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.
The amount of Lardium in this fattie is off the scale, our instruments cannot measure it.
by peas_and_frogs December 9, 2008
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Lappin Lab

To eat the pussy. Perform cunnilingus. Munching on the Labia aka The Lab. Dine at The Y. Chicken at the Y. Licking the old Vajayjay.
Stan: Hey Joe. What are you and your girl doing tonight? Going out?
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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Oppression LARPing

The act of behaving as if the most minor inconvenience, change in behavior, or act of equity is discriminatory or abuse, in order to obfuscate the actual abuse suffered by marginalized groups.
Bob: “I refuse to use that trans person’s new name! You are denying my free speech! This is tyranny!
Everyone: “This is oppression LARPing… ROBERT.”
by TheFloorIsMarlava November 5, 2022
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Lardism

Having ur life being controlled by food
Due to Katies Lardism she coudnt go downstairs without having to get a snack
by Blackdaddy92 April 1, 2008
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lappity flappity

Zerberting the vagina
She was more humid than a Florida summer. I couldn't help but giving her face time with some crazy horse lips...towel highly recommended for the cheeks....when she settled down she asked me why I did that...all I could say in the form of a question was...lappity flappity?
by cykofiend February 24, 2014
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lapierre

A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.
Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.
by butttt May 6, 2018
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