landshark

noun - someone who bites on or uses a lot of teeth while administering oral sex to their partner.

verb - the act of getting your dick bitten during a blow job.

n. I know from experience that Rebecca is a landshark, she's always biting on people's dicks.

v. My dick hurts so much, some beezy landsharked me last night.

by The_Big_Dog April 8, 2009

Gorph Landes

A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.

"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"

by john smyth March 8, 2007

Landoso

An old tadger who tries to make informative posts. I'm not convinced.

Boab: The big boys stole my wheelchair, my mum was proud, she said it was 'her Robert.'
Landoso - Well y'all know it isn't good to do that, was your wheelchair a superthon 3000?
Zeppo: Boab are you an ol' man? If you are I'll suck you off"

by Y'all Texans June 28, 2010

landshark

Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments.

"She had no qualms using her brand new frisbee in her landshark"

by sasha December 13, 2003

landscaping

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.

jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Landscaping

To swing, miss the ball entirely, and dig up grass with your golf club

"Dude, did you see Max on the golf course today?"

"Yea, I saw him. He was sweet with his r11. Matt on the other hand was doing some serious landscaping"

by Glory Hole 121 November 21, 2011

ladusa

A small dog, with huge ears and bulging eyes usually. Can have puppies 20 times in her life. Is very cute and funny.

hey, ladusa, come here!

i made up a story about ladusa.

by pretzel pye June 16, 2008