Kittens

1. The baby cat, basically.
2. A mirror of The Pain Series on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

1: I have lots of kittens!
2: Go on Kittens on Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's really cute!

by LuaGunsX December 22, 2022

Discord Kitten

Discord owner/admin/mod stereotype

They are known for having "discord kittens"
Discord kittens are the mods little baby, in full icky sexualization.
The mod will only refer to the kitten as such and the kitten will only refer the to the mod as Daddy/Master.

The kitten also will only speak in uwu voice and act like a sexualized almost child.

It's weird, icky, and funny as shit to make fun of.

Mod: "How's my little discord Kitten doing?"

Kitten: "I'm doing okay daddy"

by Maxine_Faceless April 4, 2022

Katten

A person whom instantly shuts down any party or the attempt thereof. A true Katten may also strictly oppose, prevent, or shut down any other fun activity.

Bjarne: Are you up for a party tonight?
Espen Reidar: Sure, as long as Katten doesn't show up and ruin the party.

Bjarne: This party is the greatest.
Espen Reidar: Wtf, Katten just arrived and killed our party.

by Notakatten August 31, 2016

kitten face

Oh such a wonderous thing, a cute smiling kitten face.

That baby cat has a wonderful baby kitten face

by thepaupaldaddy June 5, 2011

spittin' kitten

a woman whose vagina during arousal begins to ejaculate fluid in a stream or gushing fashion.

Before I begin any sexual act with my wife, I have to lay down a towel, for she has a spittin' kitten, if I don't I have to wash the bedding everynight.

by thurstyg March 5, 2010

Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.

"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"

by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 9, 2021

discord kittens

a "uwu" person who can't afford a 10 dollar subscription fee so they hunt for sugar daddies instead to pay for them.

me: who's them?
him: oh they're my discord kittens

by mellowrin May 21, 2022