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kovalfail

verb. To kovalfail is to fuck up a relatively simple task when you're being paid MILLIONS of dollars to execute said task.
Attempting to score on a shootout and losing the puck on the way to the net is a kovalfail.

Jhonas Enroth: Wow, that was a kovalfail of epic proportions, Kovy.
Ilya Kovalchuk: FUCK OFF.

Wow, I kovalfailed at crossing the street. I suck.
by odetosunshine November 13, 2010
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Kovalev That Ho

Stand 5 feet away from your girl on a 45 degree angle and shoot a projectile cum shot in your girl's far side eye as if you were shooting a puck top corner on the far side of the net.
I want my girl to understand the rules of hockey so i'm going to Kovalev that ho!!!
by Juh Elk January 6, 2009
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kupal

smegma... bad smelling white piece of crap in your penis. taena!
taenang tong kupal na to. ang baho! puta!
by twistedpopo August 18, 2004
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Kunal Pahwa

The name obviously symbolizes someone with talent, skill, and knowledge. Other words that can be associated to this name are as follows: The King, The Master, Your Daddy, Dare Devil, Stunta, etc etc. Basically if your name is not Kunal Pahwa, you are obsolete! Nuff said...
- Kunal Pahwa is so cool isnt he?
- Man I wish i was Kunal Pahwa
- God, Kunal Pahwa is such a wicked name!
- Aw man, if only I was as skilled as Kunal Pahwa
by Kunal Pahwa March 28, 2005
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kunali

...perfect...
real name kunal...one of my best mates n i wudnt trade him in for da world...he is buff sweet n evting u wud want in a guy.
*...thanx for evting...*
by * June 6, 2004
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kuvalayan

Big dick dude all girls like him but he make them mad cause he say other girls r fit but he really nice guy has no friends has no money he is a terrorist
Is that kuvalayan?

Omg he fit but has no friends
by Officialy Kuv November 29, 2018
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kukalush

From The Simpsons when Homer had his car stuck in New York. The old man came up and Homer asked what he was selling and he said 'Kukalush'.
Homer: What have you got?
Old man: Kukalush
Homer: Ok, ill have one of those.
Old man: No! Stick! Stick!
by Daniel Harvey February 21, 2005
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