Kiwi

Kiwi, noun, a lass who appears attractive to scottish men. based on the kiwi bird originated in New Zealand
A tidy bird

Tim: Mate I got with a kiwi last night
Tom: Yaldy!

by BeckBoy22 March 28, 2010

Kiwi

a large kiwi-fruit-bird, known to mis-spell words.

a cow sais m00(mis-spelling of "moo"), or you're st00pid(again, with "stupid")

by Manic October 10, 2003

Kiwi

Kiwi, also known as "kiwi mentality"
A movement of positive energy that is sweet and makes you very cool

Are you with Kiwi?
Yeah, I am really focusing on my kiwi right now.

Kiwi is a great idea and gives true meaning to my life.

by kiwigang4life April 3, 2018

Kiwi

The act of one having a small penis.

Yooo, William has a kiwi?!

by DarkWingAndNightHawk March 28, 2011

kiwi

Team Kiwi, people who do stupid things

Jumping out of a tree onto a soiled mattress

by NK April 15, 2003

kiwi

a small, hairy squaking fruit

drew is a kiwi, josh's mom is a kiwi

by mike hunt September 29, 2003

Kiwi

It is the new word for lol, but its only when its a super duper loling moment in which you say kiwi ... or if u feel like it.

"Can you remember miss renow falling over in the classroom, lol"
"OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY SHE SKATEBOARDED ON THE FOLDER KIWI!!"
":L Everytime i go into the history room i just laugh lol"

by ktxoxoxkt March 1, 2009