Kinder Chocolate Surprise 

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

Kinder Chocolate Surprise by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

Kinder Surprise 

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

Kinder Surprise by 57intherunning August 13, 2023

Kinder Suprise 

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

Kinder Suprise by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

kinder surprise 

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

kinder surprise by brian 2 February 1, 2024

Kinder Sandwich 

When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males

Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night

Kinder Sandwich by Stangela February 12, 2024

Kinder Surprise 

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.

"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"

Kinder Surprise by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024

Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept. 

A department in the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts that deals with training of the voice in all (you will only sing classical music, stop dreaming) types of music. It is a school where the best middle school singers in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It will include verbal abuse towards sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. You will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sound the best, and you will be berated for wearing a mask for corona virus. You will be ridiculed among the other art areas for being "stupid musicians". You will come out a better singer but you will NEVER want to do it again.

"My mom really laid into me last night, felt like I was back in the Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.

Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept. by Thelonetexan2004 December 3, 2024