Kaoni

A smart, funny. and kind girl. She will never hurt anyone unless necessary. She is caring and nice. If she's yours, you will be lucky to have her for she's been hurt many times. Make sure you keep her close and love her no matter what.

Person 1 : Who is that??

Person 2: That's Kaoni, sigh

by <3 2000's baby <3 March 3, 2022

Kalani Vella

a gay cunt that likes to smell carrots after they have exited the booty of a turtle

"Mate, dont eat that carrot! Kalani Vella has been here!"

by ya boizzzz September 17, 2019

Kalani

An amazing friend. Everyone should know a Kalani. Kinda a weeb but thats okay :) honestly just an all round great person. not the smartest and doesn't love sports but definitely makes up with it with HER personality!

Person 1: You know Kalani right?
Person 2: yeah shes such a great person!

by jdeahw April 11, 2020

Klonify

To try to make something funny, only to make things go wrong; screwing things up; Ruining the fun

Bob says a joke.
Jim says a joke thats a spinoff of Bob's.
Everyone stops laughing when Jim says his joke.

by Troy December 21, 2004

kalanie

She is a really cool girl. Mean at times but she keeps it 100 with everyone. Really pretty and nice girl. Doesn't really like people but will tolerate them. Her loyalty runs deep. Always makes people laugh and knows how to have a good time.

Get you a kalanie.

by Jaqie Li June 18, 2018

kalani maxey

she is a teachers pet. shes a bitch and a know it all. dont be a kalani.

Dang Kalani maxey is such a teachers pet.

by EdithPerez101 May 13, 2018

dirty kalon

When someone dates a Hispanic bitch but really wants to have sex with all of the white girls they know while listening to Ke$ha

Maria got cheated on by that dirty Kalon at the Macklemore concert.

by Lateyoungyveltal April 16, 2020