knit

a term for a person who neglects friendships or relationships by spending little or no time with the other person

Joey has canceled plans on us the last 3 times we've hung out. What a knit.

by JonCreed January 26, 2025

Keep Knit

A designated "look out" for the fuzz when something nefarious is going down.

Keep Knit while I raid that betches stash! I don't want any surprises this time!

by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

slit knit

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.

"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"

"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"

by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is

He’s as useful as a knitted condom

by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022