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Judith

Girl that is extremely loud at all times (if you know what I mean). She gives good head and knows how to fix her drink. Even though she can blow like a goddess, she isn't wife material because she's more than likely crazy as it gets. So if you have to end things with one let her down easy or she will ruin your life.
"That girl was CRAZY but she gave the best head I've ever had!"
"Must have been a Judith."
by holladaddy67 March 14, 2017
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judith light

after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrate's the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.
that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.
by mrsq July 22, 2009
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junit!

an elite group of gangsters established in september 03'. Due to internal conflicts the group disbanded in november 03'. recently made a comeback in april 04' wit returning leader lantigo and head gangstress jessicawirth. Distinguished by green bracelets distributed by lantigo

also an acronym for jesses under negro influence time!

Note: Junit 01' was responsible for the LA riots which resulted in 800 million dollars in damages...due to lack of evidence lantigo was set free.

Many hold that junit! has been around for centuries crediting them with the assasination of Abraham Lincoln by John Wilkes Booth (ex junit!) Others believe Junit! was the original group of apostles banded together by the son of god...thas rite...my homeboy Jesus
jjjJJJJjjjj Unit!
by lantigoii April 14, 2004
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Filthy Judith

A female friend who displays no sexual interest until you are spoken for, at which point she will make her attraction known and pursue you for sex.
She was cool until I told her I was engaged, when she turned into a total Filthy Judith and blew me while I was driving her home.
by Johnny Rapscallion December 9, 2008
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Filthy Judith

A female friend who displays no sexual interest until you are spoken for, at which point she will make her attraction known and pursue you for sex.
She was cool until I told her I was engaged, when she turned into a total Filthy Judith and blew me while I was driving her home.
by Johnny Rapscallion December 12, 2008
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judith

someone who doesnt wanna play basketball at 911 because shes too busy
dont be such a judith omg comeon
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Judith

Very prudish, thinks masturbating is cheating.
Dislikes every show or movie that shows any type of nudity.
Serial pet owner.
Bland cook; thinks Swanson tv dinners are gourmet.
Lives for bingo.
Absolutely must visit mother 3x per week.
Dresses in a 90's frumpy fashion.
Has a sensible haircut.
Thinks "getting wild" is drinking wine coolers on a Saturday night.

Uses the phrases "I'm so bad" and "Delish".
Brian's wife is such a Judith, she felt icky when he watching Game of Thrones and she saw a nipple.

My Judith friend served me bologna and no name margarine sandwiches for lunch.... then she fucking had the nerve to exclaim "Delish!"
by Smallears May 25, 2020
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