She is the bestest friend ever and she is so smart and has dark hair and likes to dk flowers made out of ribbon, and she is a women of the lord and is born on October 😃
by dragon slayer_3836 November 19, 2023
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Mentally exhausted or emotionally numb from the pressure of job hunting.
When you want to apply for jobs, but just opening LinkedIn makes you feel like a zombie.
A blend of job + petrified or stupefied.
When you want to apply for jobs, but just opening LinkedIn makes you feel like a zombie.
A blend of job + petrified or stupefied.
Stop asking me about interviews, I’m already jobified
I planned to apply to 5 companies today, but I just got jobified after reading one job description.
I planned to apply to 5 companies today, but I just got jobified after reading one job description.
by TheJobifiedOne June 22, 2025
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by Scottona. September 16, 2025
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proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
by xChapsterxLB November 26, 2025
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