link jumping

When you follow one url to another and another until you no longer remember what you were first searching for.

Commonly done when browsing Wikipedia for extended periods of time.

Why am I suddenly reading about Romanian heavy metal bands when i should be doing my history essay? Must have been link jumping again

by SalemGrey November 15, 2014

Star Jumping

When you do the dumbest shit ever knowing you're going to hurt

Sam: Stop star jumping you dumbass! You're gonna get hurt
Mark: Watch your fucking mouth I got this

*cracking noise*
Sam: *sighs* fucking idiot.

by Briinks June 6, 2015

Reverse Jumping

When you jump a larger group by yourself or when you get jumped but the jumpers get cooked in the process.

That nigga really got treated with a reverse jumping at the opp's base.

by JakalB September 5, 2023

cordless bungee jumping

Another way to tell someone to off themselves. More original than something such as "commit scooter ankle."

Gamer 1: Go commit scooter ankle
Gamer2: Go commit cordless bungee jumping
Gamer 1: *Explodes*

by BoredSchoolKid September 6, 2019

bungee jumping

when you jump from a cliff with a rubber string attached to you so you dont hit the ground and die in a bloody mess of organs on the ground

me: i'm never going bungee jumping, i'm alive because of a broken rubber, i 'aint dying because of another

by snickersneak November 27, 2013

Hump Jumping

The act of sticking your penis inside a girl's vagina while a friend jumps on the bed

Him and his girlfriend thought hump jumping would allow them to have sex but remain virgins.

by 664 Inc. October 15, 2021

jumping the shark

It is the precise moment when you recognize that something is really over although it's momentum carries it on for a few steps.

She lit another cigarette and looked away. Her eyes looking beyond me told me for sure that the shark had been jumped.

Howard Dean's campaign jumped the Shark when he stood on the stage raving and shaking his fist at the crowd.

by J. Salyer March 22, 2004