Below Zero Jitters

Anxiety that starts in North Dakota winters when the sun starts going down, the temperature dives, and it's a 50/50 chance if your furnace will keep your house warm because it's too cold for it to function properly.

Now that the sun is going down, it's about time to close the shades and put up the window blankets to try calm my below zero jitters.

by Emjoallen January 10, 2022

Jiggley Jitters

To be scared or panicked at the most inopportune time.

I was in the middle of taking a dump when a giant spider started climbing up my shoe and I had an attack of the jiggley jitters.

by Heifer Dust December 10, 2017

Jitter

The act of being extremely repulsed by something said or done, while attempting to keep a straight demeanor.

She jittered internally when her boss made sexist comments during the meeting.

by Antonia Julie December 30, 2023

jitter poop

To shiting balls of poop rapidly at once where it sounds as a mine craft pvper jitter clicking his balls off

Yo Ethan I was jitter pooping all day yesterday and couldn’t eat it all😤

by @Chockymonkey November 11, 2019

jittered

To put on or buy the apparel or accouterments of a jitter.

I'm gettin' jittered at Circle Centre Mall.

by Fried Hog January 21, 2009

Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

Pre Pussy Jitters

Also known as PPJ, the feeling of getting nervous or wanting to back out of getting pussy that you have never got before, (a girl you never fucked before)

Mike: yo what's wrong?
John: i don't I'm about to smash this chick I never smashed before and I'm nervous
Mike: ahhh you got the pre pussy jitters

by Halvworld July 31, 2020