Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping, commonly referred to as Xinnie the Pooh due to his striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh, is the current president of China. He says that you are to only have 1 child, play only 1 hour of video game per weak, say that nothing happened in 1989, and say that Taiwan isn't real.

Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣，它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲！

Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日

(You might wanna translate this to English.)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

jilin

Jilin is the most amazing guy anyone could ever meet. He is nice, sweet, smart, and just an amazing person overall. A person without flaw. A person with an infinite amount of positive traits. Super athletic. Would make an unbelievable boyfriend.

OMG, you are such a Jilin!

by NotJilin May 19, 2018

Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping ( ξ jin平 : in traditional chinese ) Leader of the Communist Party of China
Name of Peace, Xi Jinping is very ingenious and nice to people he loves.
He is a symbol of China, Xi Jinping may have did some errors and mistakes in this position as a leader but will always make China one of the greatest country

Xi Jinping made some bad policies

Xi Jinping International relations are the greatest

by Norsacce November 24, 2021

Jinjin

A cross between a tampon and a vibrator

Dude, James totally stuck that jinjin up his pussy

by The Itch April 26, 2004

Jinking

Jinking is the act of thinking about jacking off at a moment where its not possible. This is normally caused by pretty people or such

I saw this really hot model walk by and I instantly started Jinking

by justinrowan4304 January 26, 2017

Xi Jinping

God

Xi Jinping: Social Credits free!
You: REALLY?!?!
Xi Jinping: 的微博故事的时候

by Xi Jinping Social Credits November 2, 2021

jillinkla

a state of mind where one thinks about everything eg. life, god culture, music...etc and attempts to makes sense of everything, only succeeding in confussing themselves after which they get into a state that they don't want to think

you: what if hitler never died? what if i was never born? what if the sky was pink? what if..........

someone: that person has gone jillinkla

by Mavisperson June 3, 2005