Jett

A nice person who makes friends easily, and has a bright outlook on life. Jett’s generally tend to make friends with people who’s names start with the letter L, T and sometimes A. Most “Jetts” have really tanned skin.
A jett is someone who likes playing fortnite a lot and likes to stay up late playing games about people in wheelchairs with rockets on them. A jett also likes saying the frase, “screw your can into your head and unscrew it again” once a day to someone.

Person 1: hey je...
Jett: screw a can into your head and unscrew it again
Person 1: umm... I’m calling 911

by DingoAteMyDictionary March 8, 2019

jetturbate

To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.

"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."

by the master baster January 8, 2010

jett baloo

Jett Baloo is a wonderful and creative name for a dog mostly a male blue staffy. He is very destructive; hide your cushions, plants, hoses! Anything left at ground level is fair game. A modern day t-rex!

"OMG that dog is so cute it must be a Jett Baloo!"

by Xb10izbosssss December 6, 2016

Jett Currency

The deliverance of pleasure to another person of the opposite gender.

Person 1: How are you gonna pay me?
Person 2: With Jett Currency;)

by isuCkATspeLiNG February 8, 2021

black jetta

A car driven by hot girls.

Hey whos driving that black jetta? A hot girl.

by jennna November 17, 2007

jettison

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet

"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

Jettrider

To be a total faggot when describing luck. What makes it worse is this person usually takes huge loads of cum in his ass and always swallows your load even if you've been saving up for weeks. Also stalks websites looking for pity when he does stupid things.

Jesus christ I feel like Jettrider today I've been complaining so much but it makes me better that I don't look for pity on websites when I'm a douche who dies to kree'arra

by Nutsack88 January 25, 2008