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mexican jetpack

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.
Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.
by manks dawbs May 1, 2004
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Joan Jett

A tough, independent woman whose music layed the foundation for the riot grrrl movement and the likes of L7 and Bikini Kill. Best known for her Arrows cover of "I Love Rock and Roll", she started out in a teenage all-girl punk/hard rock band called The Runaways, and later teamed up with Kenny Laguna and started her independent record label called Blackheart Records. Currently fronts the band Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
by ziater September 5, 2008
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Jette

Jette is the most beautiful girl in the world. She's the cutest and nicest person you'll ever meet. If you habe a Jette in your life make sure you never lose her. A Jette is really special. She is kind to everyone and has a big heart. Her nickname is rat but its not meant in a bad way. And Jette is a Sex Godess too!
Wow, shes hot. Her name has to be jette!
by uglyrat1 December 28, 2016
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jetablag

Did you see that old lady tearing through the shops on her jetablag!!!
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jett main

a jett main is a absolute wanker and bastard who cries themselves to sleep and finds fun in instalocking, slandering and in general just being a absolute dick. they complain about the team comp when they instalocked themselves and then tries to act cool by doing trickshots but they just fail miserably because that's how much of donkeys they are. they often compare themselves to tenz, but literally suck so bad you go blind from watching their gameplay.
"hey mom! i'm officially coming out as... a jett main!"
"get out of my house you twat! i have no room in my residence for cunts!"
by gidleoutsold June 12, 2022
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Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
by scrambletastic June 8, 2009
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Whitechapel jetlag

A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.
Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.
by Clarebear81 January 9, 2011
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