Him: "How was the movie?"
Her: "It was totally jewkosh."
Him: "I'll pick you up at 5pm, is that jewkosh?"
Her: "Sure."
Her: "How's your steak?"
Him: "Not jewkosh."
Her: "It was totally jewkosh."
Him: "I'll pick you up at 5pm, is that jewkosh?"
Her: "Sure."
Her: "How's your steak?"
Him: "Not jewkosh."
by xmalanderx October 5, 2009
Get the jewkosh mug.The term jerkoffasaur comes from combining "jerking off" and "dinosaur". Because dinosaurs are ancient, death and big different meanings apply to the term.
Meaning:
1. Being considered too old to masturbate.
2. Being unable to jerk off, like for example a T-Rex who couldn't masturbate because his arms are simply too short.
3. Dying from too much masturbation or being found with the deceased's hand touching the genital area.
4. Being a big jerk, the size reference can apply to both the size of the subject or the severeness of being a jerk.
Meaning:
1. Being considered too old to masturbate.
2. Being unable to jerk off, like for example a T-Rex who couldn't masturbate because his arms are simply too short.
3. Dying from too much masturbation or being found with the deceased's hand touching the genital area.
4. Being a big jerk, the size reference can apply to both the size of the subject or the severeness of being a jerk.
1. "He's 40 and still living with his parents doing nothing more than jerking off..." "Don't act so surprised, didn't you know he's a jerkoffasaur?"
2. "He broke both his arms, the poor jerkoffasaur."
3. "He jerked off so many times that he died, what a jerkoffasaur!"
4. "My boss is such a jerkoffasaur that he had me working all weekend long!"
2. "He broke both his arms, the poor jerkoffasaur."
3. "He jerked off so many times that he died, what a jerkoffasaur!"
4. "My boss is such a jerkoffasaur that he had me working all weekend long!"
by The Mister With QR April 17, 2015
Get the jerkoffasaur mug.Jekovan is a very sexy very attractive male person who is a freak in the sheets and loves dirty humor and is the best to be with. He's a great friend he perfers to be called daddy, and plays around a lot. This boy/man has a great personality in general and he doesn't get mad as much as other people do. If you ever have him as a boyfriend make sure to give him special treatment and keep him close because he will always make you feel like a queen. If you come across this person become their friend.
by _Duckalli_ June 27, 2016
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Get the jerkois mug.A sandwich that has been made in the fashion that a mommas boy would like. This includes special orders at restaurants but is not only limited to sandwiches. The term can apply to basically any old "pain in the ass" that only a mother could be capable of loving. Jeto sandwich happens at many places, on many levels. Oft times the term can be applied to anyone who takes a casual obligation to the next level.
Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Why cant this guy just order off of the menu!? He always has to have his little "jeto sandwich."
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
by Yerbachev November 6, 2018
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Get the jerkoff jack mug.A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
by Dick Smoothers April 9, 2015
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