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Janked

Being janked refers to being extremely fucked up, as in being extremely drunk or otherwise intoxicated.
"Man, I'm so janked."
"Yeah me too. I'm jankity janked"
by Messed Jessed August 20, 2009
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Jenkem

A grind band from West Philadelphia that talks about satan, feces, and porno.
Man, that new Jenkem song kicks ass!
by Assblast October 17, 2008
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janked

Fuck, I look janked today.
by yobabyyobabyyo August 7, 2006
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junked out

state of being where one casually uses an illicit substance for personal or social enjoyment and then after enjoying the effects comes down, crashes, succumbs to slight withdrawal symptoms known or after effects which are the opposite of those which are euphoric or enjoyed.

common junk outs include the sleepiness of your junked out buddy after he smokes a bowl and eats a pizza or the crash that one feels after some coca cola. getting junked out can sometimes ruin your plans, as long as your not a junked out crack baby you should be ok.
Hey is Felix coming to the party?

Nah, he smoked a bowl after class and is all junked out with an empty pizza box on the couch watching Ren and Stimpy.

I hope he doesn't become a crack baby.
by nick May 23, 2006
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jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!
Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)
by D January 15, 2005
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Jenkem-Wit

a person who gets off on insisting a lie is the truth and the truth is a lie
That person spreading disinformation is a real jenkem-wit.
by Jenkem-Wit def May 4, 2022
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jerked

to be pissed off or annoyed with someone or a situation; also used in the phrase "jerked off". although I usually just use the terms "pissed off" or "annoyed" myself, I've heard this phrase by certain people in NY (although as a fellow NY'er, I smile a little to myself, since the terminology to me means yanking someone's yam, lol).
"I saw some guy checking out Tom's girlfriend last night & he looked pretty jerked."

"Mike looked really jerked off when he realized he left his iPod on the train."
by ceecee73 December 16, 2008
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