jakey

the guy who every girl dies to have in their life. without him, life would be a mistake. you'd wonder why your on this planet. with him, he gives you everything that you can ever need and want. jakey knows how to treat a girl, especially his girlfriend. he will give her everything she needs, and all the attention that she wants. jakey will know right off the bat what makes you happy, and what will make you smile. and he will do anything to do those things all the time. he is always there for you no matter what, and will make you feel loved, and protected. he is overall amazing, caring, sweet, (mine), adorable, hot, charming, handsome, hot, sweet, (still mine).

"susan, do you wish you had a boyfriend?"

"yeah! i wish i had jakey."

by my love is jakey November 25, 2011

Jackey

A slight variation of the word 'Jackass'. Made popular in northern California.

"That guy is such a Jackey, all he does is poke fun at peoples flaws"

by Todd W. Thompson April 6, 2008

Jakey

Messed up or inoperable.

I’d google it, but this WiFi is jakey.

by Chuckegirl July 5, 2018

jackey pie

the most awesomest person in the whole wide world... basically...
pretty unbeatable!!

aww... i have the best babyboo in the world... jackey pie!

by L-Cakes March 9, 2009

jayken

A cool hag out buddy who smokes marijuana

Yo stop acting like jayken

by xxJrUnitedxx January 22, 2018

Jakey-Pooh

A person who really likes chocolate but can’t have it for 1.5 years, yet secretly eats it without shame.

“You can’t eat chocolate for 1.5 years”
“Oh no, i’m Gonna be just like Jakey-Pooh”

by Jennifer Quintana March 6, 2019

Jankey

"Jankey" is another term used when some idea your friend has seems crazy or not very interesting,

Dude, that sounds pretty jankey to me.

by Shane Newton July 18, 2006