Jaredgasm

a feeling of joy that someone gets when thinking about, listening to or doing anything related to sex god Jared Leto. similar to an orgasm, but better.

while looking at a picture of Jared Leto, i had a Jaredgasm

by JAREDLETO<3 July 6, 2010

JARED HIGGINS

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT

some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019

Jared

a guy with a big dick

Wow Jared is big!

by RK67 February 12, 2018

Jared

Wilbur Soot's biggest rival in love. He is known for his muscles, fashion sense and for stealing Wilbur's girl.

Jared is Wilbur's biggest rival.

by teodoramaria1310 January 31, 2021

jared leto

four words, my so called life
four more words, requiem for a dream

he played jordan catilano in my so called life and harry goldfarb in requiem for a dream and he was in other movies like fight club and panic room
he's fine as hell!!!!

jared leto is mad hott
who didnt wanna date jordan catilano??

by deenie June 20, 2004

Jared

A really sweet, creative and super adorable guy! It's hard not to smile when you're around him. He can be kinda shy, but once he opens up he's like a whole new person! He also is very stylish and is in to fashion. He's also crazy talented in art and makes me green with envy.

Wow! That guy is so cute! He must be a Jared!

by Natella November 16, 2013

Went to Jared

is cheap and/or has poor or unsophisticated taste in jewelry

"Uhhh... Are you wearing my engagement ring!?"
"No, this one is mine."
"Oh. Sorry, the look exactly alike, did your fiance...?"
"Yeah, he went to Jared." *Sigh*
"Mine too."

by engender February 7, 2010