jank

adjective - terrible, crap, worthless, moronic, shitty.

Man wtf, Aven Shrine is such jank.

Why do i always have to get all these janky cards in sealed.

Next time i see someone pull that jank again, im gonna cut em with artificial evolution.

by tgoodz May 8, 2003

jank

once upon a time sir Jank-a-lot was walking down the street and he noticed an old derelict shed commonly known as 'the studio' which was run by 3 young men, immediately sir Jank-a-lot knew that this was a place of greatness, so he took over the studio by force and renamed it the jank!

the jank looks good today

by the janque October 23, 2013

Jank

Something that is hated, despised at all costs.

"I cannot believe she settled for that loser. That is jank."

by somasha December 16, 2008

Jank

To Jank or be Jank; Jank means to be unjust, uncool, awesome, fantastic and gnarly all at the same time.

Dude, that was so Jank! Hey man, don't jank me like that again.

by Yiiinage and Jaws March 25, 2010

Jank

Something that is really fucking bad or really fucking good, depends on the context. Can be used more than once in a sentence. Can be used as any part of speach

Dude, that shit is jankety ass.

That's jank yo.

That jankety jank jank is totally jank ass.

by Juan Valdez September 14, 2003

jank

To take something generally regarded as communal property, used as a substitute for "steal."

Hey, why don't you come over later and jank some CD's?

Do you mind if I jank one of your beers? I'm all out.

by KrispyG October 29, 2007

Jank

To be of a quality that is both of a skank and ugly. Someone/thing determined to be jank is the lowest possible form of life.

That girl is jank.
That car is jank.
That slut is so trashy, what a jank piece of shit.

by King Phillip April 28, 2006