Famed poster on the betfair chatroom. Has conducted a two year long satire on the tipping industry.
Janov: THIS HAS GOT A LADY JOCKEY ON BUT IT IS FAVOURITE. SURELY THIS MUST MAKE IT A LAY AS ONE OF THE MEN JOCKEYS MUST BE TWO GOOD FOR HER. I'M MAKING IT A BIG LAY.
The most perfect girl you’ll ever meet she’s usually popular and everyone loves her if you get the chance to be with one your very lucky Jakobi is easy to fall in love with and hard to get over smart and just absolutely stunning she’s good at everything she does and is a total badass
Jakol means jack off, masturbation, ejaculation or fondle of genital area (in Filipino language), done by men to release their sexual tension. It comes from the English word, 'ejaculate'.
Maid: Bert, did you just jakol?!
Bert: Err...
Maid: Your brief smells funky!
Bert: Don't tell my parents!
An amazing friend who will always be there for you, whether your low or happy. He loves to laugh, he's extremely athletic, cute in every single way. Humble, not caught up by what everybody else is doing. Has good manners, comes from a good family. Jakobs are awesome, and differ from Jacobs. They always are nice to everyone, do not judge, and an all around good person. Anyone lucky enough to know a Jakob is blessed, especially one in particular.
The most awesome person you'll ever meet. Jakori is shy at first but once he feels comfortable he is fun to be around. Doesn't like to talk to girls unless they talk to him first. The cutest boy you will ever meet.