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Yes my name is also Jakob. And I am very cool. So what does that tell you about Jakob?
Someone: What's up Jakob
Jakob: Nothing.

Only something a Jakob would say.
Jakob by TrustyMilk October 3, 2019
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The most perfect girl you’ll ever meet she’s usually popular and everyone loves her if you get the chance to be with one your very lucky Jakobi is easy to fall in love with and hard to get over smart and just absolutely stunning she’s good at everything she does and is a total badass
Omg! Look Jakobi, she’s so perfect everyone wants to be her
Jakobi by Babybunny August 9, 2019
Jakob is the type of person that you can talk with for hours at a time. He will respect, love, and cherish you as well as take care of you.

Unfortunately, he is very lazy and others may find it hard to motivate him - even though he is incredibly intelligent.
Student 1: I've been studying for weeks for this test, I do not know how it is possible that I failed.

Student 2: Yes, I know! I myself barely just passed.

Student 3: Did you see what Jakob got?

Student 2: No, tell me.

Student 3: He supposedly got 85 %.

Student 1: I heard about that as well, plus he only studied for 3 days!
Jakob by AmeliaRoads June 21, 2017
Jakol means jack off, masturbation, ejaculation or fondle of genital area (in Filipino language), done by men to release their sexual tension. It comes from the English word, 'ejaculate'.
Maid: Bert, did you just jakol?!
Bert: Err...
Maid: Your brief smells funky!
Bert: Don't tell my parents!
jakol by Angeluz February 16, 2009
An amazing friend who will always be there for you, whether your low or happy. He loves to laugh, he's extremely athletic, cute in every single way. Humble, not caught up by what everybody else is doing. Has good manners, comes from a good family. Jakobs are awesome, and differ from Jacobs. They always are nice to everyone, do not judge, and an all around good person. Anyone lucky enough to know a Jakob is blessed, especially one in particular.
He's such a Jakob. I wish I was as cool as him.
Jakob by ILUVYOUJAKOB September 29, 2011
The most awesome person you'll ever meet. Jakori is shy at first but once he feels comfortable he is fun to be around. Doesn't like to talk to girls unless they talk to him first. The cutest boy you will ever meet.
Person 1: Who is that cute boy?

Person 2: That's jakori make ur move fast.
Jakori by DatboiMax November 3, 2018