Jabobo

One who verbally masturbates his ego or mercilessly self-promotes. A jabobo will usually try to use language or knowledge that is confounding in order to make another believe that his own intellect is superior.

What a Jabobo! I didn't think he'd ever stop talking about himself.

by White Malaka January 8, 2017

Jabol

a.) A random expression for those who don't know what to express or how to respond to someone.

b.) Literally, it means masturbate. (The first definition is funnier)

ex. 1
Person 1: Hey, did you answer the Math homework?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Did you?
Person 2: ...Jabol.

ex. 2
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Jabol.

by dredre26 March 9, 2022

Jabooned

Completly and utterly messed up. Tore up, jacked up.

1. I can't believe that Robert paid $40.00 for his hairdo and it is still jabooned.

2. Lord, I got so jabooned last night I was jumping off the roof topless.

3. Shae can't get a new car because they pulled his credit and it was all jabooned.

4. Brittney lost her job and now her life is very jabooned.

by Zinkyyy July 17, 2009

jabongga

To suck one's breast till all milk is gone. Or to lick the pussy until all dry out. Or to suck ones dick till no cum is left for you to lick off. Or fuck till ur so loose it doesn't hurt anymore. To have sexual feelings of helpin one jack off. To want someone to fuck you b/c you are so horny you can't stand it. Wish you could suck somebody dick just b/c he has one wanting him to lick you out b/c you just like the feeling of somebody's toungue on you pussy. Or you liking the feeling of a boys hairy dick.

I want you to jabongga me tonight, if you do i'll give you a jabongga back as long as you want to if you eat my pussy till I can't stand it anymore baby! You know you want me some come and suck me out! I want you to baby your dick is going to be so hard after i'm threw w/ it you ain't goin to be able to get it unhard or a month! b/c i'm goin to suck it everynight.

by horny ass bitch!!!!! January 2, 2004

jaboi

Ja = ya and boi = boy. Your boy.

An expression of glee. When you are happy to see your friends.

JABOI!! What's up guys?

by Adam Ketchum March 20, 2008

Heywood Jablome

i actually met a guy named Haywood Jablomi. He's an older dude, maybe in his mid-50s, lives west of Chicago. What the hell his parents were thinking naming him Haywood I don't know. He said he's used to the jokes about his name by now, although he doesn't like them, he won't change his name. But his friends call him Woody.

by ciotog September 18, 2003

Heywood Jablome

a name given to hide a persons true identity

man walks up to a gal she asks whats your name he says jablome , heywood jablome

by steve meister June 20, 2004