Jacob
Your such a jacob...
Jacob
1. One who is characterized by foolishness or a lack of common sense.
2. a)One who habitually ruins jokes by attempting to build upon them with tired puns and witticisms.
b) A person who often makes remarks intended to be humorous, but fails to do so by fumbling the delievery.
2. a)One who habitually ruins jokes by attempting to build upon them with tired puns and witticisms.
b) A person who often makes remarks intended to be humorous, but fails to do so by fumbling the delievery.
Jacob by Ian Relihan July 15, 2008
Jacob
A fat peace of crap who sit on a gay chair saying penis or chicken because he is missing a brain cell or two he says he does baseball but instead eat hotdogs at a hot dog contest and says he will beat you in a fight but he is to fat to he is usually with an Adrian and there last names are usually meyer the list of foods they eat are poop dog hotdogs child grandma snow quarters wraps eggs arrowplanes freezed cats fish and everything else
Jacob by BigIanDries June 1, 2018
Jacob
Jacob (a.k.a BIG DADDY) is a kind person who can be quite shy at first, he will act very mature and respectful and if you've known him for a while you won't even recognize him. After getting to know him he opens up and you see him as more of a goofball ( and quite the player). He enjoys scary things and powers through them as if they were a comedy routine. He loves reptiles and arachnids especially snakes. He will never go up to a girl and ask for them to call him big daddy because they're already thinking about it. He prefers women of other races due to those of his own being difficult. He is quite romantic and can bed a girl every day of the week. He always has more than one girlfriend usually more than 10 but he loves his alone time. If you haven't already slept with him you'll warm up to it in no time.
He has a massive Dick
He has a massive Dick
Girl: Oh look it's Big Daddy you simpletons call him Jacob
Girl: God I've prayed every day this year that he'd bundle me up and throw me on his bed, I'm so glad you answered my prayers yesterday.
Girl: God I've prayed every day this year that he'd bundle me up and throw me on his bed, I'm so glad you answered my prayers yesterday.
Jacob by Ron Swanson 69 June 7, 2020
Jacob
Jacob is a very extroverted and loud person. he loves slasher movies and has a good sense of humor. he's probably the straightest person you'll ever meet btw. he's a player and claims he's talking to other girls when he's full-on dating them. he's overly confident and is not afraid of the consequences of his actions and words. he likes writing stories as well. he's very immature, but when he knows he can get in trouble he acts sophisticated ad intelligent, but behind closed doors, he can be weird and annoying. he's into classic rock and likes drawing in his free time. he tries to say he's got a large dick, but who knows. considering the number of girls he has, they sure like him for something other than his personality. he's fairly handsome and buff. he's always rocking jeans and Nike's with a crazy designed shirt. you surely won't get bored with him around, there's always something he has to say
girl: omg look it's my boyfriend, Jacob!
other girls: Uhm... that's my boyfriend actually...
other other girl: he took me to his room first!!
other girls: Uhm... that's my boyfriend actually...
other other girl: he took me to his room first!!
Jacob by Ron Swanson 69 June 7, 2020
Jacob
Being a Jacob is great. They are very strong. They are usually the smartest out of the whole city the live in. Jacobs are very skilled in multiple things. The are also caring, loving, helpful( I know thats a new concept to most of you) joyful, and handsome. It is over all a super cool. They are average height, they wish many, many things but never get them. Jacobs have a hard life. If you know a Jacob you will likely call him Jacoby. Most of them don't care and actually like it. They are very good at playing instruments but not nerds at that. Jacobs love math and can get bored easily. They are that shy kid who always helps and never asks for help even when in need of it. Jacobs are addicted to Video games especially Fortnite. They are the beast and if you know one, become friends with them. Trust me its worth it. They love Basketball and lots of other things. They are always honest and keep secrets. If you have a secret it is safe with a Jacob. But never underestimate a Jacob. They don't like to fight but will for themselves or a friend. They will do whatever it takes to make the world a better place.
Jacob is my best friend!