Stepdad Issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad
William Haynes," I have stepdad issues with the media."
by WilliamHaynesDictionary July 16, 2015
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shower issue

A shower issue is the person, thing, event, problem, etc. which you ponder hardly on while taking a shower.
"When I was in the shower this morning I couldn't stop thinking about that loner kid who came in at work last night and ordered 15 pizzas. What was he up to? ... It was so my shower issue today, dude."
by Jaidte January 26, 2009
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Skill issue

When you suck completely at something, and your friends calls you out on it
Guy 1: I just can't clear this level
Guy 2: Sounds like a skill issue to me
by d3av2id1 December 31, 2020
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Trust issues

A person with trust issues may harbor negative beliefs about trust and may find themselves thinking limiting thoughts, such as:

“I can never let my guard down.”

“If I open up I will only get hurt again.”

“Everybody is out to get me.”

A person with these kinds of thoughts may construct social barriers as a defense mechanism to ensure that trust is not lost again. These barriers are often a person’s way of avoiding the pain, rejection, or guilt associated with mistrust.
I have Trust issues that's why I don't say how I feel.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 06, 2019
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Crust Issues

When someone eats the pizza and leaves the crust.
Bro #1: Bro, you gonna eat the crust? It's the best part.

Bro #2: Naw, bro. I got crust issues.
by Mike CK July 05, 2011
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Trust issues

Lack of trust in a relationship, due to shady behavior by one or both partners.
When will you get married?

Long road ahead.

Why?

Trust issues.
by rperazag May 13, 2010
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issue validator

An organization viewed by the public as authoritative on a particular issue, which provides cover to elected officials for a controversial decision on that issue. In plutocracies such as the United States, in which the boundaries of acceptable political discourse are very limited, the issue validator often serves the additional role of helping to marginalize more populist views. The issue validator typically has an unrecognized conflict of interest which can be anything, though it is most often financial or political. Note that this term should be used with extreme caution, as the user will be instantly revealed as a non-supporter of the plutocracy.
In the following dialog the Fraternal Order of Really Old People is the issue validator:

"Hey Bob! Did you hear about the plan to give every old person a pony?"
"I dunno Andy. I heard that it'll cost a lot and some really old people don't want a pony."
"Nah, Bob. The Fraternal Order of Really Old People supports this plan."
"Well, Andy, if FOROP supports it then I feel better. But wait a second, didn't I read somewhere FOROP has a side-business selling ponies?"
"Nah, Bob. They only license their logo to the finest pony growers. It's totally different."
"Thanks, Andy. Sounds like I got some bad information from a disgruntled blogger."
by brmull December 08, 2011
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