the nicest girl you will ever meet. She is introverted but she is the kindest human being ever. she is smart, beautiful, funny, caring, loving.
she can dance very well, she is fun to hangout with, never fails to cheer someone up.
she can dance very well, she is fun to hangout with, never fails to cheer someone up.
by businessmathematics January 13, 2023
Get the Isramug. by Mytouchie October 14, 2019
Get the isra modemug. When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.
by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021
Get the Israeli Icepickmug. Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024
Get the Israeli Cock Rocketmug. Super cute in a red mask , super funny, super haha, super lol, super queen, slay pop off queen, great at bowling, trust issues, only eats granola bar. Wears boots that make her 10x taller than she rlly is.
by Ratatouilleeeeeeeee March 4, 2022
Get the Isramug. Israel's army
by D Flawless November 29, 2023
Get the Israeli Offense Forcemug. 