Israeli Salad

When you're having anal sex and the recipient relieves themselves all over you.

"I was plowing this chick and she gave me the gnarliest Israeli Salad of my entire life."

by KoolGus July 23, 2025

Israeli Icepick

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.

Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Isra

Super cute in a red mask , super funny, super haha, super lol, super queen, slay pop off queen, great at bowling, trust issues, only eats granola bar. Wears boots that make her 10x taller than she rlly is.

Isra: mid

Alaina: what..

by Ratatouilleeeeeeeee March 4, 2022

isra

my love

“who’s isra?”

“she’s my love”

by someoneyoudefinitelyknow November 21, 2021

Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

Isra

A duxul Somali with no rights Isra got off the pirate ship 2 years ago and still acts as If shes a pirate with her barbaric ways of life

Omg I need to leave a Isra is coming!

by Goat5782 April 17, 2023

Isra

Isra is better than everyone else, and she knows it. She is so clever and funny even though people might not think so from their first impression of her. She's always worried about something, but that just helps propel her in life. She has gorgeous long hair and pretty eyes, even though she doesn't think so. If you find an Isra don't let her go.

dude #1: omg are you friends with Isra
dude #2: no she seems shy
dude #1: she is but she's really nice and super funny I think you'd like her

by ur.moms.stanky.breath92 November 23, 2021