Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.

When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.

by goldman or bust May 8, 2010

invisible sky daddy

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.

Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.

by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019

invisible bloody hands

the action of taking your best friend, and then hiring two people to kill them. The purpose of this action is so that you can personally obtain your private ambitions without feeling the guilt of actually murdering your closest friend and his friends and/or family.

I felt as if i had invisible bloody hands when murdering my best friend indirectly.

by kjaxdasdsdasda May 6, 2009

Invisible Four Eyes

Any person who wears contacts, has invisibe four eyes.

Look at troys invisible four eyes!

by Troytheboytoy July 22, 2009

Invisible Kyle

Pretending that one named Kyle does not exist and is invisible. The act described above may be hilarious if the aforementioned Kyle is not intellectually gifted. Stems from an episode of South Park when Cartman pretends Kyle Broflowski is invisible.

Guy 1: "Lets act like he's an Invisible Kyle"
Guy 2: "Okay.

"Guy 1: "What happened to Kyle?"
Kyle: "I'm right here."
Guy 2: "I don't know. I haven't seen him all day."

by guythatlivesinabluebox December 20, 2010

Invisible Fence

During doggy-style sex, you attempt to switch to anal. When met with resistance and have successfully penetrated, you tase the woman as she trys to pull away, like she's trying to cross an invisible fence.

She'll learn, they always do.

The tasing causes immediate ejaculation for the male.

"Her asshole was taunting me.... I just had to throw it in. I knew it wasnt gonna fly, so as soon as I got it in, I pushed her up to the invisible fence."

by 8inchfrntnrear February 14, 2012

invismable

(v) The act of beings so enthralled with Visma, that you lose all awareness of your surroundings and you perceive it that no one is able to see you or your actions.

By the way they were carrying on in the night club, you would have thought they were invismable.

by Lexmeister May 8, 2014